Personal
I'm not really into autobiographies, as if my interpretation of my self is how I expect others' views ought to be modeled; it seems too masturbatory. If you're looking to get to know me and whatever's on this site doesn't cut it, best to just get in touch. 📨
Professional
Employers and generally curious people who want to know my professional or industrious side can check out this page here. 🖥

This Website
I wanted some internet property, so I made this website. Yeah, it looks like it was chiseled by a 1990's Neanderthal web developer; not saying I'm not one... The old Internet looked better anyway, so join me in celebrating its nostalgic, ad-free, minimal, pure HTML/CSS glory! 🌐 By the way: if you're the kind of person who fancies this style of web development, check out wiby.me, a search engine that only indexes "older style pages" like this one.
![My webserver [lol jk] My webserver [lol jk]](../images/webserver.jpg)
I plan to use this site to exercise Internet autonamy, severing dependancy on these massive social media platforms out there that everyone complains about. A solution about their many flaws is: withdraw from them. Simple as that! Don't wish to be a part of the electronic colonialism? Stop helping them. Don't want to be a web peasant? Be a web landowner and make a website! Visit landchad.net to see how. It's truthfully never been easier to spin up a basic website nowadays, and in a freedom/privacy-respecting fashion.
So, this website will act as my privately-owned platform to publicize myself; sort of like a Facebook or Twitter profile, minus the many spooky negatives associated.